"The Games's Afoot", or "Holmes for the Holidays" is a whodunit/farce that ran from November 2nd through December 2nd at the Cabrillo Playhouse in San Clemente.

It featured:

The flyer / program cover.
A group photo of the cast.
Now be silly.
"Husbands are a dime a dozen....They 'quack' as though someone were listening."
"You did call me a lump of beef"
"But in a nice way."
The audience always got a kick out the butt-grab during out make-out scene.
"You want everyone to think you're just an idiot."
"But I am an idiot."
Not sure what scene this pained expression is from, but it is probably due to the horribly unflattering outfit Kimberly had to wear.
At the end of the first act, Daria gets murdered.
"Nargh!"
"A doctor! D-O-C..."
"No! Help!"
"Knife in the back!"
"I know it must seem like a knife in the back."
"Not 'lock'! Look!"
"Felix, I need your help."
"Oh, I'm sure you do, because you had to stage a seance,...
"...you had to pretend my wife was murdered..."
"What's the joke?"
"What are the police doing here?"
"She's heavier than she looks."
"I don't suppose there's a lot of crime out here in the country?"
"Do you have a twitch?"
"Begorah! Because the door to the bar wouldn't close."
"She's still alive!"
"Just take her pulse or something."
"I'm not touching her!"
"Hello, police? I think there's been a murder, but oops, I think mother did it, so don't bother coming out!?"
"I've got her. Open the closet."
"I don't think she's going to fit."
"OK, I'll go let the police in."
Maybe if I just lean here, the door won't come open again.
Let's try putting her in the hidden room."
Backstage with my two wives.
Now don't make me separate you two.
OK. Everybody kiss and make up.